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|1-Scouser's Knob
By Deck The Ripper/NFA
A humourous text file, To give ya somat to read instead of bust reports
and old friends leaving the scene.
There was a bloke called Scouse!!
He had a cock the size of a mouse,
Well he got it out and had a good look
and he thought to himself "Ill never get a fuck"!!
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Well the lads on the scene soon heard of his weeny prick
They laughed and sniggered and gave him some stick.
When people heard of this miniture cock,
to his house and bbs they did flock.
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Well after a while he needed a bonk,
but his cock was smaller than his conk!!
so he went to the mirror and looked at his nose,
and from the back of his mind an idea arose.
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He went to the pub to find a tart,
one who's legs would easily part.
Well he took her home and to bed,
But her fanny had sores and looked bright red!!
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Now Scouser Had no cock but he had a big hooter,
But he couldn't decide to fuck her or shoot her.
So he ripped off her knickers and used his snout.
and this is what that slag did shout:-
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"Oh Scouser Thick, long and wide"
Pull it out and I'll be your bride.
Now the lads had stitched him up good n proper
But now we've all come unstuck and a-cropper.
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He soon realised we had set him up bad
and he was depressed, in fact really sad!!
He looked at his knob and began to sob
"I might as well have a fanny, a ham cob!
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When the lads heard he was mentally ill
The cash buckets began to fill!!
We even had a fun day in a double decker
all in aid of Scousers pecker.
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He got his new willy and boy it was long,
in fact the bloke bought a thong!!!
So he's out all the time fucking hairy mounds.
And when ya page him it say "SCOUSERS NOT AROUND"
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Now I think of Scouser as a bit of a mate
so I'll say it and he won't be irate.
To some of the scene this may seem blunt.
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You may have a knob but ya still a cunt hahahahahahahahahaha
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Greetings go out to the following primary school bike seat sniffers
Scouser, ahahhaha your gonna kill me for this I know..
Stuntman, oooer I hope ya gonna stick up for me.
Freak, are ya still alive dood!!!!!
Bully Beef, Get ya fringe cut.
Drillbit, how about a set of cards in honour of scousers dick.
Dark Angel. Are we gonna have a beer or what dood?
oXo, I will do the jiffy honest.
Renegade, What gambling doors?
Axe, Have you heard from Freak?
Pixie, Hurry up and open up dood!
Data-Stream, For gods sake go and find him!! (you know who)
Thang, Better put this into all the mail networks mate.
Jism, Had ya phone cut off dood???
Theres loadsa people not mentioned, Obviously not sniffing enough bike
seats yet.............
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